Easter after the Reset


:: Thousands of years from now cultural anthropologists will ponder about our culture:

What happened After the 'Great Reset of the 21st Century'.

They believe they found a culture that worships multicolored egg laying transgender white rabbits, which died of COVID, three days later turned into a zombie and hopped back to life. The culture has a tradition of hiding multi coloured egged shaped broken pieces of plastics for the children to fight over as adults chant the mantra “April will not divide us, Never Again, and Making something Great Again”, all while practicing social distancing.

In honor of #WhiteRabbitsMatter, The culture also made candy versions of rabbits, in black, white, and spray on orange, to remember the forgotten leaders. Adult and children alike buy sign with random phrases and meme. They also pretend to demand change and argue over which jelly bean is the best-est, and which ones are marginalized. The ritual of the follower, is to eat candy effigies, and sing mindlessly from their windows, while pointing their portable screens at themselves so they too can feel zombie like. This act is call “Selfieing” They preform a type of dance called NPC stay in parades. But , little is know of the true purpose of this ritual. During these stay-cation holiday events the adults wear rainbow colour wigs, paint their faces, wear gray medical masks and tell tales of the end of the world in 12 years, and a time before Corona. All new business deals conducted this month MUST be written in Green Ink. Part of the Great Green New Covid Deal.

It's believed all of this is to forgive the past cultures, that caused the Great Reboot,(sometimes called The 5G) by killing, polluting, cause earthquake, change the DNA of plants and plastic coated the world. It's traditional to exchange medical mask, pepper spray, tools used to capture the Bunny (mirroring the objects used by the military police), wiretapping loved one screens, and sacred Toilet Paper. These are said to be the orders of the Great Sky God, who just happens to be the White Rabbits father.

There is a part about Palm tree flavored peeps, the earth being a spinning globe, a flu countdown tickers and “Rushing a Transfusion”: but most of that is reported to be Fake News.

If you are a follower of the #WhiteRabbits, when you die, the virus will save you in the cloud, which is a wonderful virtual reality.::

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:: Happy White Rabbits Virus Zombie Resurrection Day ::

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