Happy White Rabbits Zombie Resurrection Day 2019

:: Thousands of years from now cultural anthropologists will ponder about our culture: After the 'Great Reset of the 21st Century'. A culture that worships a multicolour egg laying transgender white rabbits, which when killed, three days later turned into a zombie and hopped back to life. The culture has a tradition of hiding multi coloured egged shaped broken pieces of plastics for the children to fight over as adults chant the mantra “April will not divide us, Never Again”,


In honor of #WhiteRabbitsMatter, The culture also made candy versions of rabbits, in black, white, and spray on orange, in honor of the forgotten leaders. Adult and children alike buy sign saying random phrases, while pretending to demand things to change and argue over which jelly bean is the best. The ritual of the follower is to eat candy effigies, and march mindlessly so they too can feel zombie like. These are called NPC parades At these the adults wear rainbow colour wigs, paint their faces gray and tell tales of the last 12 years. All new business deals conducted this month MOST be written in Green Ink. Part of the Great Green New Deals.
All of this is to forgive the past cultures, that caused the Great Reboot,(sometimes called The 5G) by their killing, polluting, cause earthquake, change the DNA of plants and plastic coated the world. It's traditional to exchange pepper spray, the tool used to capture the Bunny by the military police, who take their direct orders from the Sky God, who just happens to be the White Rabbits father.

There is a part about Palm tree flavored peeps, the earth being a spinning globe, and Rushing a transfusion: but most of that is reported to be Fake News.

If you are a follower of the #WhiteRabbits, when you die, you will be saved in the cloud, which is a wonderful virtual reality.::

:: Happy White Rabbits Zombie Resurrection Day :